Why isn't Wyoming the Windy State?

The other night it was really windy..REALLY windy. So windy that the next morning, I woke up and opened my curtains and didn't see my trampoline. At first I thought someone stole it! Not possible because I padlock the door on the fence so I went outside and there it was. Tipped on it's side right up against the neighbors house. Great, Barry is on TDY how the heck would I get it back? I tried...didn't work, the girls kept following me out there. So I called my neighbor across the street and her husband came. Too heavy for us and the wind was blowing on us so it was harder. He called a friend and they came back over and tied it to my house. Some of the poles are completely bent over and going to be hard to straighten back out. :( BUT

Thank God for awesome neighbors!